Thinking holidays?

Still no ideas about what to do this summer holidays? Here go our suggestions:

- Would you like to go to an exotic place? Do you like exploring places where no-one else has been before and had come back to tell about it? Are you a nostalgic of the commie era? Then we have what you were looking for: North Korean holidays. Now booking for our August tours. First line seats for missile launches not included. Please, journalists and other informers refrain from apply.

- If you prefer instead the three S (Sun, sand and sea) then you are made specifically for Cuba. Come to our special resort in Guantanamo Bay. Individual rooms with excellent views to the ocean. Special offers for groups of Muslims. Special discounts for Afghan nationals. We promise a hell of fun. Miss Universe (not included in the pack) said that it was a wonderful place and lots of fun! Includes rap classes to sing after your holidays.

- I bet you always wanted to be Nemo traveling the seven seas in your submarine under the waves. Then this is specially created for you! A holiday in a Royal Navy submarine. You will be in the first line of incredible survival adventures! Also available flights with the Spanish Air Force.

- Do you like adventure and risk? Then join us in our tour to Afghanistan under the NATO umbrella. Now with discounts to groups traveling from Germany, Poland and Spain.